Linear Theory's Substack

A weekly newsletter featuring humor, recipes, & book recommendations. A happy corner of the internet to visit for lighthearted or motivational content & the home of my 'Pre-Tirement' series, where I share how I'm spending my retirement 'time' right now.

Real talk and royal poses. A space for lighthearted, creative content.

Curated book recommendations and quotes to keep your mind curious, and perpetually young at heart. This is your dose of "Never Stop Learning"—designed for anyone who is looking for a little inspiration to brighten the day ahead.

Simple recipes and entertaining tips to fuel a mid-week or weekend adventure.

Bite-sized inspirational video shorts for inspiration to brighten your scroll.

Stuff I’d Do When I Retire, But Doing It Now. Why wait ~forty years to "cash in" for an idyllic future? This series explores “Pre-Tirement”: the intentional art of integrating joy, vitality, and intellectual curiosity into your working life today. Join me for our mildly tongue-in-cheek but 100% serious look at practicing freedom while you still have to work.